Like the Terms and Conditions page...except I actually expect you to read these.
I expect you to be polite in all correspondence, clean (wash your ass) and well groomed, arrive on time or inform me promptly of any lateness. It is my expectation that you’ve read this website and will not bring your altruistic contribution in a plain white envelope. A card, book, tin, or a leather envelope are a few suggestions but feel free to get creative and show your personality or just use an ATM envelope in a pinch.
I believe in treating others the way I wish to be treated and I respect that both your time and money are valuable. I expect reciprocity in that.
What you see is what you get! Freshly showered and softly scented, wearing light makeup and French tipped nails. Bright eyes, a secret smile, and a warm heart ready to melt the troubles of the day away. Someone who can both listen and talk. Lead and follow.
I am infinitely adaptable.
A small good faith deposit is requested of new patrons. I have a multitude of ways (including anonymous) to make your deposit, and I give you a % range so you can send select an amount that makes you comfortable. I want both of us to go into our meeting feeling safe and secure.
If you are worried I will steal your deposit, I don't want to spend time with you. Why would I want to share my space and self with someone who thinks so little of me?
Life happens and I appreciate that you respect my time enough to ensure I am not out of pocket if you should need to cancel.
Within 3 days of the visit: 50% of the scheduled time.
2 days or less: 100% of the scheduled time.
Exceptions to this policy can be made for legitimate emergencies with proof of the emergency in question. I am not a monster.
All visits may be rescheduled instead of cancelled for NO FEE. If you reschedule less than 72 hours before the visit I appreciate that as a gentleman you pay costs I incur as a result of hotel/flight cancellations so I am not out of pocket.
Gifts and tips are completely optional, and the best treasure is the pleasure of your company on repeat visits as we become regular friends. That said, I do offer options for gift giving for those who wish to do so. Please know I am eternally grateful and it is never expected.
If you wish to bring a gift, I have a wishlist for your pleasure. I love all things handmade (doesn’t have to be by you). I also appreciate leather envelopes to add to my collection, hollow books, non-hollow books (memoirs and poetry are my favourite).If you wish to bring libations know that I am a light drinker, at best (unless it is a *very* special occasion). I would suggest bottle of Armand de Brignac (your pick) for us to share. If you’re looking to bring something more red, please bring a Cabernet Franc (Inkblot preferred) or plan to be drinking it alone (which I do not mind).
I do also enjoy Inniskillin Ice Wines with my favourite also being Cabernet Franc or any of their sparkling ice wines. I am also fond of good gin. Please feel free to introduce me to your favourites, as they may become my new favourite. I am very open minded and love trying new things, especially when celebrating with you.